ronseyy:

Adam Parrish actual Magician that sacrificed himself to a forest and scrys in Car Headlights

Adam Parrish actual SpongeBob bouncey ball owner

Adam Parrish actual lovestruck idiot who kissed his crush one (1) time and then asked his best friend How To Tell when You’re In Love

Adam Parrish actual childhood abuse survivor who got himself out even though it was terrifying

Adam Parrish actual genius that applied to and got himself into a prestigious private school, and worked 2 jobs to pay his own way

Adam Parrish actual fucking Harvard Student!!

Adam Parrish actual fucking possession victim who was more scared of hurting his friends than being hurt

Adam Parrish actual “I was here. I exist-I’m alive because I bleed.”

Adam Parrish actual bisexual icon that politely describes girl’s legs as ‘nice’ and boys he’s definitely not into as ‘savagely handsome’

Adam Parrish actual Brilliant Con Artist that blackmails his convoluted Latin Teacher into leaving town

Adam Parrish actual big ass flirt

“Are you working later?” “With a dreamer.”

Adam Parrish actual Sepia Photograph, with features that shouldn’t make sense but do Beautiful Ass Entirely Unselfaware Boy who upon seeing him for the first time his eventual crush prayed silently to God a single “Please.”

Adam Parrish actual Empath who knew his crush so well that when he was hurting more than humanely possible he just sat with him until he was ready to move

Adam Parrish actual big hearted and caring person who had hopes he then dismissed as fleeting to help all The Other Adam’s and now comforts and befriends crying students around his campus