“i didn’t know who else to call,” neil said.
he barely recognized his own voice. the last time he’d spoken he’d been screaming; apparently his vocal cords still hadn’t recovered. neil pressed his forehead to the wall and tried to breathe. he couldn’t remember when breathing wasn’t a chore.
Do you ever think David Wymack does that dad thing
That dad thing where he just
“KEV–ANDR–DAN–YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE COME HERE”
Wymack: This is your chance to do the right thing.
Andrew: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
Coach Wymack - Happy birthday @rietvelds!
Coach Wymack was quiet for a minute. “Did you think I made the team the way it is because I thought it’d be a good publicity stunt? It’s about second chances, Neil. Second, third, fourth, whatever, as long as you get at least one more than what anyone else wanted to give you.’”
happy fathers day to our favorite death lacrosse dad david wymack and our favorite dad friend matthew boyd keep up the good work daddios
Wymack: let’s play a game called is neil josten fucking with us or is he actually dumb
Andrew & Nicky, in unison: he’s dumb
url edit → @dadwymack
wymack’s jaw worked for a moment before he could say in an even tone, ”your mother would be proud of you.”
”not just of me,” kevin said in a rare bout of humanity.
Wymack: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Andrew: Neil, how tall are you again?
Neil: I promise next time I won’t fuck it up, Wymack.
Wymack: Language, kid
Neil: Sorry. Next time I won’t fuck it up, Coach Wymack
yall know how andrew went to wymack to vent about neil being a pathological liar? what i love the most about that isnt that andrew trusted wymack enough to vent to him. it’s wymack’s point of view that i love. imagine a drugged midget coming into your house to yell about his crush until he eventually fell asleep. bc that is what happened to wymack.
Flash forward, the midget’s crush keeps on telling you the midget hates him and you can’t understand if he’s fucking with you and seriously believes you’ll fall for it or if he’s really that oblivious and you should probably restock your alcohol cabinet.